Leonardo da Vinci’s lost mural, The Battle of Anghiari, will be the subject of a heist caper movie written and directed by David Twohy, writer and director of the science fiction classics starring Vin Diesel Pitch Black and The Chronicles of Riddick. It will be called, deplorably enough, The Leonardo Job which is so absurdly derivative I hope very much it will be changed at some point in the production process.
Even if it stays the same, I fear the name may be the best part.
An action thriller about the heist of the “lost” Leonardo da Vinci painting The Battle of Anghiari; the story involves two rival master thieves hired to go to Florence to track down the “mythical” painting. These experts use high tech and old tricks to prove the painting exists and pinpoint its location – hidden behind another masterpiece. They are forced to combine skills when their schemes to steal the painting get more complicated and dangerous after they discover they are not the only ones pursuing the hidden treasure.
I’m curious to see exactly how they plan to steal a mural. Murals are on walls, you see, from the Latin murus meaning wall. This particular wall is rather large, too. It will require some seriously impressive high tech gadgetry to excise it without anyone noticing.
They haven’t released a production schedule yet, so we don’t know when the movie will be released. Twohy has been working with Vin Diesel on the long-awaited third Riddick movie so Leonardo might have to get in line.
Cynicism aside, I hope somehow this seeming train wreck will turn out to be a rollicking good time that doesn’t annoy me at all. Pitch Black is a brilliant movie, and I love The Chronicles of Riddick with all its flaws. It never fails to draw me in when it’s on cable.
I’d tell you the best way to steal it but someone might act on the information. Can’t be too careful on the Internet! :yes:
The chicken flies at midnight. Cantaloupe! Wild fire!
“The Leonardo Job” says it all. And it has a certain Zen Quality that none of us wise-asses could possibly improve on. Now let’s move on to more momentous issues! What should I wear to the première in Florence??? And who will accompany me on the red carpet??? (Do you hear me, LD? Hint! Hint! Hint!)
I’m afraid we’re too nerdy to get invited to these sorts of events, Edward. They know we’d be snickering helplessly the whole time.
Hey, no problem, we would blend right in! One would have to search far and wide (from Borgo San Lorenzo down to Colle Val d’Elsa) to find a non-snickering Florentine. Self-satisfied chuckling up the sleeve is simply what they do, 24/7. It’s in the DNA.
Haha wow nice! I’d pay money to see it just for a good laugh. I do also wish they’d change the title though. Seeing that in big letters on a cinema wall would make me want to hurl.