Damn your sultry eyes, Jones!1

Do you know how I come up with entry-worthy stories for this here wee bloggeh? Every day I check 4 or 5 news sites that I’ve found to have a good range of archaeology/history themed news, but my the bulk of my finds come from a vast panoply of Google News Alerts that I have set up.

Every day, several times a day, Google News sends me a list of articles that have appeared using a certain keyword. I have about 10 or so keywords so I get piles of alerts often packed with irrelevancy but there are always some nuggets worth the panning.

Stop looking at me like that!1Well, thanks to one Henry “Indiana” Jones, Jr., some of my richest ore, the “archaeology” “archaeologist” family of keywords, has turned pyrite. Every single story is about that damn movie! It’s Indiana Jones is a horrible archaeologist here and Indiana Jones makes archaeology look sexy there, like, 10 times a day.

It’s not just the journalists, either. Archaeological society and university department/club press releases read like the pink, heart-shaped diaries of a bobby soxer.

I can’t takes it no more!11 I might have to boycott the movie to protest the hell the Lucas/Spielberg publicity machine has put me through. Or at least delay watching it until the furore dies down.

Oh okay, I’ll probably see it this weekend, let’s be honest, but I’ll be totally frikkin grumpy about it!
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Comment by Clutch
2008-05-25 21:45:14

Pshaw. You’ll have LOVE YOU written on your eyelids.

Comment by livius drusus
2008-05-28 18:13:56

Only if you were teaching.

 
 
Comment by Petrea
2008-05-26 22:04:05

I read “Archaeology” magazine and like to think I know something. (Kind of like reading “Sailing” magazine and imagining I can operate a two-master.)

I’ll probably end up seeing the movie and being wistful for adventure.

I’m such a dilettante.

Comment by livius drusus
2008-05-28 18:18:24

You and me both, sister. And I find I’m getting more pompous and self-righteous about my meager smattering of knowledge as time passes. :lol:

Your blog is fabulous, incidentally. The algae carpet looks like an aerial shot of vast tracts of fertile land.

 
 
Comment by Ensign Steve
2008-05-28 12:15:51

Bah! You had the same gripe when The Da Vinci Code came out. :P

Comment by livius drusus
2008-05-28 18:19:32

Did not! But I’m sure I would have had I been blogging then.

 
 
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